I ♥ Mario Strikers

Tips on improving the World Cup:

• Matches last only 5 minutes, 10 minutes at the most.
• Players are equipped with a number of weapons, including bombs, turtle shells, and gigantic chomp-chomps.
• Rather than recieve a yellow or red card, players are frozen in a block of ice.
• Human goalies are replaced with crocodiles.
• Team captains are allowed to load up and kick the ball extra hard for two points.
• Games are often interrupted by unexpected Bowser attacks.