Lolocaust?

Some things are funny. Some things aren't funny. I've been thinking about this recently, and I've determined a list of the five least funny things ever. Here you have it:

5. The Holocaust - The extermination of six-million Jews? Come on! That isn't funny! But this is hardly the least funny thing I could think of.

4. Robin Williams - Talking fast isn't funny. Being hairy isn't funny. Mork and Mindy isn't fucking funny.

3. AIDS - Well, okay, AIDS is sort of funny. But Rent wasn't funny at all.

2. Carlos Mencia - I'm Mexican! I make retard noises! Oh -- wait -- what's that? You're actually German and Honduran? So wait... you're just a racist then? Jokes > Noises > Fake ethnicities.

...and finally, the least funny thing EVER is...

1. Family Circus - I am well aware that newspaper comics aren't typically laugh-out-loud humor. Usually, far from it. I skip Mark Trail everytime I open a newspaper. Family Circus, however, is literally worse than a combination of cancer, small pox, and polio. It is the bane of my existence. I literally cringe whenever I see it. Here are some perfect examples as to why I hate Family Circus more than anything else on Earth:




Uh... okay. Good enough, Billy. Sort of humorous, maybe? If I were intoxicated, perhaps.





Wait, I thought this was a comic strip. Is this funny? Is this even some form of entertainment? Picking up fucking rocks? Not to mention this kid is a sarcastic asshole. It sort of looks like he just took a huge shit, though, so that's one redeeming quality.





What a waste of fucking ink, are you kidding me? The skirt makes her look like a whore.





SCRAMBOILED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE, DOLLY!
Better yet, good one Bil (with one fucking L?) Keane... fuck you.





Not only is this not funny, poorly drawn, and completely illogical, it's also vaguely racist. What a fucking horrible thing to happen to the world.

Family Circus sucks.

On a lighter note, my birthday is less than an hour away!