Atleast until I cut my hair, anyway...

I was perusing Facebook a minute ago and saw that there's this option to like vote people as "The Most Likely To..." whatever (towards the bottom left of the home screen, where it says "Facebook Back to School Center"), and one of them is so strangely specific to me that I'm almost sure that there is literally no one else that fits this description other than myself:

Most likely to wear a winter hat all year long.

If you have ever hung out with me in a social setting you will probably know what I'm talking about.