IT'S A MINDFUCK MAN
For some reason, while I was trying to fall asleep last night, I was really impressed with the fact that the FDA allows there to be a candy named "Lifesavers", only because that's the most blatant case of false advertising ever.
posted by Austin Hannah at 7/17/2006 02:03:00 PM
4 Comments:
Nah, they look lifesavers on boats. And, I've witnessed the lifesaving effect this candy has on diabetics. Truly. A friend collapsed, we popped a lifesaver or two in his mouth, and five minutes later he was up and giving himself an insulin injection. No false advertising there, man. They fucking work.
2:13 PM
Good point. I didn't think about it's medical benefits.
2:24 PM
ITS FUNNY CAUSE YOU CHOKE ON THEM MORE THAN YOU ENJOY THEM
TRUE STORY I SWEAR
7:49 AM
So tru, so tru
11:17 AM
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