The most awkward conversation ever...

Woman: Honey, before we get married, there's something I need to tell you...

Man: What is it?

Woman: Well... okay, this is really embarassing...

Man: It's okay, don't be afraid to tell me, I love you no matter what. What's on your mind?

Woman: Well, remember those college loans I payed off a few years ago?

Man: Yeah..

Woman: Remember how I told you I got the money from my grandfather?

Man: Yeah, I do...

Woman: Well, I wasn't exactly telling the truth. I didn't get the money from my grandfather.

Man: I see... how'd you get the money then?

Woman: This is the embarassing part...

Man: You can tell me anything, come on.

Woman: Well... there are some pictures of me on the internet...

Man: Oh god... how many?

Woman: Well, just one really.

Man: Okay... well, we can work through this... what's the picture of?

Woman: Well... see...

Man: Just tell me. It's alright.

Woman: Alright... well... it's a picture of me laying in a tub with my legs bent up towards my head and an enormous amount of shit erupting out of my ass and landing all over my face.