Happy 18th birthday from Gillette!

I don't know how Gillette has my name, address, or age, but they sent me an 18th birthday gift over a month late: A GILLETTE FUSION! FIVE BLADES! THAT'S FOUR MORE BLADES THAN I USUALLY USE!

Sorry my pictures are backwards... but I don't care. I'm too busy shaving my face off with my new Fusion.