New Blog!

I hate to abandon ROFLBrothel, but in reality, I actually don't care at all. I have a new blog that looks a million times better and has a million times better content and I rule the world completely:

theinternet2.blogspot.com

I may post here once in a while if I have just like a sentence or two I feel like writing, rather than a whole article, but for the most part, I'll be posting over there. COOL!

l8r h8rade

HEY HEY YOU YOU

I've been in a pretty shitty and depressed mood lately, but I figured I'd post this anecdote seeing as it's the greatest mystery of my day. I work in an office, and no one but me here is under the age of like... 35 or 40. Somehow though I still hear someones phone go off every other day with an Avril Lavigne "Girlfriend" ringtone. WHO IS IT?

Two posts in one night?

What kind of fucked up paradox is this? I'm trying to log out of MySpace and it's telling me I need to be logged-in to do that. WHAT?

The least profitable job ever?

While watching "Americas Got Talent" I decided the weirdest job ever would be to make pants for people walking on stilts. Who goes into that business, and how could they ever turn a profit? I see a person walking on stilts on an average of, I'd say, once every three or four months. That number of customers is far too small to build a business around.

Fuck TV Stations With Commercials Louder Than The Show I'm Watching

This shit is ridiculous, and I don't even have a remote.

CYBERCENTRAL

I am LOLocaust.

naughtyboy: hi
naughtyboy: asl
LOLocaust: 44/F/FLA
LOLocaust: U?
naughtyboy: great
naughtyboy: 33 m italy
LOLocaust: ohhhhh
naughtyboy: i like role play
LOLocaust: yeahhhh
LOLocaust: i like role play toooo
naughtyboy: and cyber
naughtyboy: what rols do u like
LOLocaust: yesssss
LOLocaust: i like to be a dragon princessss
naughtyboy: i love all
LOLocaust: can you be my knight
naughtyboy: do u have msn
LOLocaust: fuck no
naughtyboy: yes
LOLocaust: mmm
naughtyboy: ok
LOLocaust: can we do it here
LOLocaust: please
naughtyboy: u start
LOLocaust: plleeeease
naughtyboy: sure
naughtyboy: u start hotty
LOLocaust: i am spreading my dragon wings
LOLocaust: now u
LOLocaust: ;)
naughtyboy: ohh
naughtyboy: u are so sexy lady
LOLocaust: yeahhh what are you gonna dooooo
naughtyboy: i move close to u
LOLocaust: to my scaly dragon body
LOLocaust: mmm
LOLocaust: i stomp on the ground and let out a roar of pleasure
naughtyboy: i put my hand inside ur skirt
LOLocaust: im not wearing a skirt, im a dragon
LOLocaust: keep up.
LOLocaust: you can put your hand in my scales
naughtyboy: i hold ur pussyyyyyyy
naughtyboy: ohhhhhhhhh
naughtyboy: wet hott pussyyyyyyy
LOLocaust: i begin to unbuckle your pantaloons with my sharp, dagger like talons
naughtyboy: my fingure goes inside wet
naughtyboy: ohhhhh
naughtyboy: hotttttttt
LOLocaust: i take your human penis out and wonder "what the fuck is that?"
naughtyboy: in
naughtyboy: out
LOLocaust: in a fit of rage and confusion, i let loose a mighty fire spray upon your crotch, igniting your genitals into flame, rendering your loins useless, and causing unbearable pain
naughtyboy: ohhhhhh
LOLocaust: mmm you like that
naughtyboy: i come top of u
naughtyboy: dick head kiss lips
LOLocaust: I burned your dick off. Can you please play along?
naughtyboy: ohhhhhhh
naughtyboy: u teach me baby
naughtyboy: i am so hourny
LOLocaust: I bite your head off and chomp on the bloody mess of brain, bone, and teeth. I swallow it whole, cough up an eye ball, and then fall asleep.
naughtyboy: ohhhhhhhhh
naughtyboy: hotttttttttt
naughtyboy: hourny
naughtyboy: i feel u
naughtyboy: ohhhhhhhhh
LOLocaust: Yeah. I came. Sorry.
LOLocaust: Bye!
naughtyboy: bye

Waaaait... what?

CHRISTmas!

I would like to wish everyone who reads this a Merry Christmas! Join me as I humbly celebrate the first coming of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, Jesus of Nazareth, our messiah, our resurrected Son of God, the human form of perfection and divinity, the one who will admonish all my sins and provide me with complete salvation.

LOLOL YEAH RIGHT ROFLROFLROFLROFL I hope I get some sweet ass video games.