Yikes

College is weird, I barely eat anything and I walk like a million miles.

Rockem' Sockem' College

College is cutting into my blogging time for serious. I'm doing a lot of fun stuff and I like it a lottt. I've been awake like 95% of the time I've been here, hanging out watching movies and walking around Richmond. YAY ADULTHOOD IS UPON ME!

Maybe that didn't make sense. I am tired.

I smoked Hookah and I sort of felt bad for a minute but it was cool, and it burned the inside of my nose.

VCU FTW

Events scheduled for Welcome Week:

Reefer Madness: More than the Munchies
1:30 pm - 2:30 pm @ University Student Commons, Commons Theater
Is pot addictive? Everything you wanted to learn about marijuana.
Office of Health Promotion

Campus Comedy Hour: Love ‘n’ Liquor
1:30 p.m. - 2:30 p.m. @ University Student Commons, Commons Theater
Laugh and learn while you prepare for college life! This session is guaranteed to teach you some amazing things about sex that you don’t already know.
Office of Health Promotion

VCU Night @ Wal-mart
8:45 p.m. - 12:00 a.m. @ Buses Depart from University Student Commons
No move-in experience is complete without a trip to Wal-Mart! Buses will pick up from the University Student Commons (corner of Main St. and Cherry) on a rotating basis, take you and your friends to Wal-Mart, and bring you back to campus (MCV and Monroe Park).
New Student Programs

Campus Comedy Hour: Tylenol, Twinkies & the Beer Puzzle
1:30 p.m. - 2:30 p.m. @ University Student Commons, Commons Theater
Laugh and learn while you prepare for college life! This session is guaranteed to teach you some fascinating things about alcohol, drugs and reality that you don’t already know.
Office of Health Promotion

BACK TO SCHOOL JAM
8/26 @ THE ALLTEL PAVILION AT THE SIEGEL CENTER
Catch the hottest beginning to school year with T.I. and Yung Joc live. Tickets are $15 in advance for the first 2,000 VCU students with a valid VCU ID, $25 in advance for the general public and $35 on the day of the show. Tickets are available at the box office or charged by phone at (804) 828-RAMS. In order to redeem your student ticket you must present your VALID VCU ID at the box office no later then Friday, August 25 by 4:00 p.m. For more information, contact the Program Office at (804) 828-4554.
Activities Programming Board

Update! Update! Update!

Someday soon I'm going to make a sweet website to go along with this blog and it's gonna FUCKING OWN YOUR FACE.

Anyway, on to more pressing matters. I think I've come to a conclusion concerning my hair: I'm going to get my usual haircut before I move out, then hopefully once I've made a good impression on all the new people I meet, maybe in two or three months, I'll buzz it off. It will be a monumental event, depending on if I actually end up doing it. I might not, but those are the plans for now.

Finally, I have stuff I'm thinking about for future posts, but nothing really interesting at the moment, not until I'm done with this busy week. Saturday I move in, and considering I'll probably have a ton of free time on my hands after that, I'm sure this place will be BOOMING. Booming. Uhh.. so that's it. I haven't experienced the Fusion yet, I'm trying to decide where I'm going with my facial hair. The amount of views the site gets has dropped dramatically over the last three days, and I don't really know why. So... the end. YAY VCU!

Happy 18th birthday from Gillette!

I don't know how Gillette has my name, address, or age, but they sent me an 18th birthday gift over a month late: A GILLETTE FUSION! FIVE BLADES! THAT'S FOUR MORE BLADES THAN I USUALLY USE!

Sorry my pictures are backwards... but I don't care. I'm too busy shaving my face off with my new Fusion.

WHERE AM I? BIZZARRO WORLD?

I was Myspacing (as usual lolol!) and some kid posted a bulletin that said "I'm Deleting My Myspace" and, thinking it was the usual "TOMZ MAKIN ME POST THIS CUZ IF U REED IT N U DONT REPOST DIS UR MYSPAZE IS GONNA BE LYKE GONE 4EVERZ", I decided to read it and laugh to myself about how I am above childish bulletin games. However, every time I clicked on it, it wouldn't load at all. I'm not even exaggerating, I was confused for hours as to why this bulletin wouldn't open. You know why it wouldn't open?

Because he deleted his Myspace. I WAS AMAZED.

Reason #1 why I love the south...

I realize I may have alienated southern readers with my last entry, so as a way to balance the ROFL BROTHEL karma, here is reason number one why I LOVE the south:



THE GREATEST SLOGAN EVER!

Reason #1 why I hate the south...

During my few days of life at an internet-less riverhouse, I saw something that immediately forced me to hate the south:



"Git R Dun!" painted on the wall of a local seafood restaurant.

Atleast until I cut my hair, anyway...

I was perusing Facebook a minute ago and saw that there's this option to like vote people as "The Most Likely To..." whatever (towards the bottom left of the home screen, where it says "Facebook Back to School Center"), and one of them is so strangely specific to me that I'm almost sure that there is literally no one else that fits this description other than myself:

Most likely to wear a winter hat all year long.

If you have ever hung out with me in a social setting you will probably know what I'm talking about.

I wasn't aware middle-aged black women were a key Myspace demographic.

By the by, if you haven't already, vote in my haircut poll. I still haven't decided what I'm going to do.

Pollin' all ova tha wurldddd

Recently, I (Austin Hannah) have been thinking about cutting my hair really short.. like really, really short. As in buzzing it all off. I haven't decided if this is a good idea or not, as I don't really know the benefits of either situation. So, I put a poll in the sidebar for YOU to vote on to possibly determine if I should cut my hair. Leave comments here if you wish to expound on your vote further. Anywayz, that's about it. HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME FOR REFERENCE:







<-- LOL GAY









But seriously, though, leave comments. I don't care if I vaguely know you and it would be embarassing for you to let me know you read this, just leave me comments. I need opinions, as I apparently can not form them for myself.